I worry about you guy’s sometimes, I really do.  I think that we should have a training session one day to give you some information on the kind of behavior and etiquette that a whore with any kind of a brain and an ounce of self respect demands before they would let you put your penis within a MILLION miles of their pleasure garden.

Take today for example. I answer the phone to ‘Are you working?’ No ‘Hello madam, I would like to inquire if I could sample your ample charms’ or ‘ Hello, my name is ……. are you free?’ In a similar  vain I often get ‘What are you prices’ and ‘Where are you’ and ‘How big are your tits?’  I mean that mating call may work down in Romford where there is no greater expectation then a kebab, half a shandy and a bunk up in a gutter somewhere, but for me you need slightly more finesse. Now I am not making any great claims to being a high class call girl who speaks like her Majesty and dines on Waitrose finest every day (that’s high class to me), but I do like to be treated with some respect. I mean if you don’t respect the women you are PAYING to slide your manhood into then it doesn’t really say much for you does it? If you treat someone like a dog, you’re going to get….a dog.

Lionel Richie, not a dog.

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After exchanging emails for a few weeks we agreed a time and a place. It was a Saturday night in a hotel in Kings Cross and unfortunately I got lost and turned up late (that bloody one way system!), so by the time I arrived I was slightly flustered and she was slightly tipsy! She was very cute, with short dark hair and a slim figure, so I was looking forward to having fun with her. When we arrived in the room her husband was waiting nervously and looked quite embarrassed about the whole thing. I started to make small talk to make them feel at ease and we were all soon giggling like naughty school children.

I went in the bathroom to get changed; I had brought my 50′s style suspenders, fishnet stockings, high heels and and push up bra to make the most of my rather large breasts.. They both appeared to like what they saw and me and her soon got on the bed and started to run our hands over each other. She asked quite bluntly to get my breasts out, I think the alcohol had made her rather bold! Once I had unleashed them she made lot’s of lovely comments about how nice and big they were and how much she liked my very perky nipples. I thought it was a bit unfair that her’s were still covered so I undid her corset to reveal some very equally pert hard nipples which I started to gently suck and bite.

All the while we were doing this her husband was looking on wide eyed and had gently started rubbing his cock over his trousers. He then started to rub my leg until his hand slowly started creeping up towards my very wet pussy. He soon had me groaning and wanting more, so me and his wife moved off the bed where he put me over his knee and started spanking me while she run her hands over me.  Being spanked in front of someone was very thrilling and I could feel his hard cock pressing against me. I think his wife must have been thinking about that hard cock as well because she moved me off him and freed it from his trousers, and what a cock it was, big, hard and just gorgeous!

She started to play with it but I just couldn’t wait so took it in my mouth, he let out a tiny gasp and I could see his wife smiling next to me, I think she was enjoying it almost as much as I was! She soon joined me in taking his rock hard cock in her mouth and we were both soon enjoying it together. I wanted to feel it inside me and she seemed eager to move things along so we moved onto the bed. She laid down and I started sucking on them hard nipples again while her husband was behind me. I could feel his hard cock against my leg and was hoping it would be inside me soon and I didn’t have to wait long. Within minutes he had slipped it inside me and started fucking me hard, all the while groaning and gasping. I knew he was extremely turned on and close to exploding and wanted us both to get our share, so he took his cock out and quickly took the condom off before thrusting his cock into both mine and his wifes awaiting mouths. Seconds later he let out a huge cry and started filling my mouth with his cum, before pulling out and covering my face with the rest. Amazing!

Afterwards we all looked slightly dazed, it had been so intense and horny, I really hope to do it with them again sometime…

‘Hello, I saw your ad for an escort, so, do you escort?’

‘Hi, I see you only do outcalls but can I have an incall?’

‘I have read your website VERY carefully 25 times. I see that you DON’T do roleplay, but I was just wondering if this would appeal to you. I’d like you to dress up as a maid and pretend to…..’

Him: ‘I’d love a threesome with you and my wife.’ Me:’ ok, so can I speak to your wife?’ Him: ‘Oh she is in the other room/bath/ garden/ at the shops, but I really want to talk about you licking her pussy..’

Him: ‘Hi, I want an incall, when you turn up, are you discreet?’ Me: ‘No, when I turn up I will have a flashing red light on my head and I will be wearing a panto cows outfit. And just to make sure your neighbours don’t miss me I shall be followed by an entourage of 10 singing ‘Lady Marmalade.’

‘Hi, I would love to book you. You are the most beautiful creature that I have ever set eyes on. You ooze class and finesse. I imagine wherever you go the sun shines and children smile. Can I have a discount? Me: ‘No’. Him: ‘ You fat ugly cunt, who would be mad enough to fuck you anyway!’

‘Hi, I don’t get paid until the end of the week, but I want to book you today, can I pay you when I get paid?’

‘ I have a ENORMOUS cock. It will be the largest cock you have ever seen. You will probably weep when you see it. I want to fuck you in the arse with it. Do you think you could handle it?’

‘Hi, I’d like to book you for 10 minutes and also at a discounted rate. I want you to turn up in a very slutty outfit, then fuck you bareback 38 times. I then want to fuck you in the arse, and for you to suck my shit covered cock before I come on your face. Deal?’

‘You charge HOW MUCH?? Someone as old/fat/ugly as you should be paying ME!!!’

‘Hi, can you tell me what your availability is for the next 3 months? I may or may not book you’.

Voicemail message: *slurred voice* ‘Hi, it’s 4am, me and 15 mates have just got back from a club. We are all pissed and have been snorting coke all night. Can you come over and service all of us?’

‘Hi, can I make a booking? The thing is I’m not sure if my parents will be in.’

Him: Hi, I’d like you to dress up for me, what outfits do you have? Me: ‘nurse, police officer, traffic warden,panto cow,witch, angel, devil, broccoli, puppy, horse, lampost..etc…Him: ‘You don’t have a sausage outfit? No? Shame, I’ll leave it then’.

‘Hi, I want to book you for an hour but expect you to stay for 3 without getting paid extra. I HATE clock watchers’.

‘Hi, when you turn up I’d like you to be wearing a thong and nipple tassles and no coat’.

‘I really want to do bareback with you. My wife will tell you I am clean, and so will the 3000 other escorts I have slept with’.

‘Do you take cheques?’

‘Hi, I’ve never seen you before but I want to become a regular. I will see you 4 times a week for the next 10 years. Can I have a discount?’

‘Are you clean? I want to stick my cock into you but am worried that you are a minging street walker who shoots up with dirty needles every night and I might catch something. Also, can I cum in your mouth?’

‘Will you meet me in my car/street corner/bush?’

‘Hi, I really can’t be arsed to read your profile and website. Can you just go through everything. I probably won’t book you anyway as I’m on my lunch break and bored  so thought I would call you to waste 5 minutes of your life’.

Me: ‘ I need your full name to take the booking, it’s to cut out timewasters and for my safety. Him: ‘ You mean as well as me letting a total stranger into my house while my wife is out, and taking the risk of placing my penis inside you, you want to compromise ME by having my real name??’

‘Sure you can have my name it’s James Jameson/ John Johnson/ Mark Markson’.

‘Hi, I see you are a submissive. Whats that you say? You won’t come over to a strangers house and let them blindfold you and tie you up? Your obviously not a REAL submissive then’.

Him: ‘Just how submissive are you then?’ Me: Well how are we measuring this exactly?’ Him: Erm… I don’t know, but HOW submissive are you?’

‘Oi bitch, I’m a Dom, so that means you will do ANYTHING I say, right?’

And so it goes on..

Bad bookings…well I have been fortunate that in my life as a whore I have only had one not very nice booking and one really scary one. I put it down to a mixture of luck, common sense and being able to talk myself out of most situations. I would say to other working girls, that your mouth can be your best friend when trying to get out of conflicts, and despite being a qualified self-defense instructor and former thai boxer I would only rely on my physical strength and skills as a last option.

And now the ugly. The one that always springs to mind is my very first booking. I was terrified, didn’t know what to expect and was shaking like a leaf. The guy who turned up was a huge, sweaty man. The thought of fucking him was not a pleasant one, not because of his size, but because I thought I might drown under all that sweat. But it was my first booking and I was worried that the guy who run the ‘agency’ I was working for (I use the term agency loosely) might turn nasty. He took his clothes off and demanded that I …..lick his feet. I looked at these hideous hoof like things that he called feet and nearly retched. But lick them I did, and I did a bloody good job of it.

But I tell you, I have never been able to look at a pig’s trotter again without feeling queasy.

Secondly, there will probably be some filth in this blog. Actually, quite a lot of filth. You see I am a slut, a whore, a slapper, whatever term you like to use. I get paid to fuck men and I enjoy it. I enjoy that I am getting paid to do something that brings me and someone else pleasure. Giving a man pleasure is something intrinsic in me as a submissive, but I shall talk about that in later blogs. I get off on a seeing a man’s eyes light up when he first claps eyes on my large tits and perky nipples. I adore it when a man get’s a rock hard cock and want’s to fuck me. I get excited when I take a man’s cock in my mouth and can hear him gasping and groaning while he approaches orgasm.  Yes, I love it all.

So when did this whore actually realise she was a whore? Very young actually, maybe around 15 or 16. I was pretty and fully developed at an early age, and I soon come to understand how a mans desire for a young, attractive and perky girl could be be quite overwhelming, for both him and me..

The first time I  realised how powerful sexual desire was was when I fucked a guy from my school. I was aged 15 and I thought he was cute. I knew he fancied me and when the opportunity for us to be alone arose I took full advantage of it. We were at a friends house having a giggle and I kept catching him staring at my very full tits through my tight school blouse. I quietly suggested that we go upstairs and he jumped at the chance. Once in the bedroom we quickly started kissing and touching. I could feel his hard cock through his trousers, and he was rubbing his hands over my already hard nipples. I don’t know what come over me, but I suddenly become quite dominant and pushed him onto the bed and straddled him. He was looking at me wide eyed and slightly nervous, and this made me even more turned on.

I slowly started to unbutton my blouse, with his eager eyes on me all the time. I could feel his cock stiffening more underneath me, so I started to rub my cunt over it.  I removed my blouse and then quickly undid my bra and let it fall off me. As I did he let out a small gasp, I could tell he appreciated my large unfettered tits! I lent forward to allow him to start sucking one hard nipple, and as I did this he quickly pulled his cock free of his trousers. As I sat back I slowly lowered myself onto his cock. It was *huge* and felt uncomfortable but I was determined to have it inside me. I decided it would be easier to lay down and let him fuck me. He climbed on top while I opened my legs wide to take him inside me. I was soaking wet and wanted to be fucked.

He entered me and his body started to jolt, the huge hard cock both hurting but feeling pleasurable, I knew he wouldn’t last long and I was right. Within seconds he let out a loud gasp, and I could feel a slippery wetness inside of me as he filled me with his cum. He stared at me for awhile, breathing heavy and shaking until he said ‘that was my first time’, I smiled and said ‘me too’.

From that day I knew one thing, I enjoyed being fucked, and I was going to do it again and again and again..